he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
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I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
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I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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