she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
