Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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