yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
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Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
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He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
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He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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