Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
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He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
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You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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