He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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