does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
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She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
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Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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