I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
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The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
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I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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