can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
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Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
He has the fingertips of a God
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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