we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
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woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
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The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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