spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
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How does one acquire holy water?
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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