So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Last time i carry you out of a forest
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
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Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
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We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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