Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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