she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
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