Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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