I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
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and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
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In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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