I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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