Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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