just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
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I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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