you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
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So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
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I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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