I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
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