What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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