Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
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If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
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Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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