dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
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we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
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I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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