would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Randomize
