Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Randomize