I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I got inside last night via doggy door
not ubering you a puppy
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore