Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
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last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
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Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.