I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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