this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
We have so much sex to catch up on
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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