That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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