That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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