Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Found your dick twin last night
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Randomize
