I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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