Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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