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we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.

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(906): View more from Michigan

It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again

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(561): View more from Florida

His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.

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(863): View more from Florida

Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.

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(650): View more from California

guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?

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(907): View more from Alaska

I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics

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(763): View more from Minnesota

I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body

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