New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
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I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
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And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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