I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
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Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
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Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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