Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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