: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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