Need sex. Gaining weight.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
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I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
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I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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