where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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