She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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