Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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