his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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