He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
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just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
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Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
BRING THE BAGELS
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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