do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
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he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
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He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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