I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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