its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
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porn star boner night. come get it.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
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He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I came so hard my ears popped.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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