ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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