That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
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