ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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