I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
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not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
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I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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