I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
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She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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